I was dismayed to learn that everyone`s favourite lecturer Ciaran McMahon will be leaving us shortly.
He`ll still be in the college but unfortunately not teaching us.
This hit me hard as he`s a really good teacher and a genuinely nice guy.
I`ll be sad to see the back of him and his interesting lectures.
Seriously though the man`s beard was reason enough to come in.
My morning commute on those dreary mornings was made easier by the knowledge that I would soon be in the presence of that glorious facial hair.
But how does he do it?
How can one man wield such a mighty beard?
Well, I know the secret and I`ll tell you now.
Our story begins many years ago where it is said Ciaran made a deal with the devil, for no mortal man can grow a beard of that magnitude by natural means.
Legend has it the beard grants him certain powers:
Power over technology(like the faulty projector in A019)
The ability to levitate.
And also you can be hypnotised if you look directly at the beard for too long.
Using these powers he fights crime after college.
Anyway I know i speak for everyone when I say thanks a lot Ciaran and the best of luck to ya!!
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Hey troy!
ReplyDeletewell i must say, very interesting insight into the life of ciaran mcmahon, from an interesting fellow like yourself! But yeah he has been great for us i think, i think he manages to keep the interest extremely well for each lecture and it's easy to see he enjoy's and puts in a lot of effort and preparation into every lecture and lab.
Well i must this knowledge of his beard must of been a well hidden secret, i think it was only yourself, who has discovered this, and was extremely generous of yourself, to help us all out into the theory of the powerfulness of his beard!
this was very insightful, do keep telling the secrets of facial hair.
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